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Hey my name is Rachel, a somewhat normal teenage girl…I guess. I love art, music and some types of horror. And as you can tell, I love anime <3 I would love to go to an anime convention one day and meet others with like interests :D Anyway, feel free to follow me, send me a message or whatever (I’m pretty sure I don’t bite xD unless you’re into that sort of thing) And we can chat or do whatever :)
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russianwater:
erichm:
serial-deduction:
This mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. The shocking picture shows the blade sticking out just above Julia Popova’s shoulders and blood pouring from the wound. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her way home from work, failed to notice the appalling injury and managed to calmly stroll to safety. The office worker had grappled with her attacker when he snatched her handbag as she walked to her parents’ house in the Russian capital Moscow. But she was so shocked by the ordeal she didn’t know that the thug had buried a kitchen knife in her neck just fractions of an inch from her spinal cord.
When she got home her horrified parents rushed her to hospital where surgeons managed to remove the blade without damaging Julia’s spine. One medic said: “Shock had kicked in and her body prevented her from feeling any pain. She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back.”
Holy shit.
she’s russian. not big surprise.
:3c
(Source: skinned-teen, via hamburgerstreet)
How I see classical music sometimes.
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France:
[Finishes an elegant piece]
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Germany:
[Polite applause] Oh well /done/, France! Definitely in the tradition of Beethoven! Yes indeed, very much in His footsteps.
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France:
I should think so! After all, you may all /make/ composers, but it is to France that they come to gestate!
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Italy:
Pish posh. Italy is still the center of civilization. I challenge you to find a truly great composer who has not studied under an Italian master.
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England:
...You know, Frederick Delius is credited as an English composer. Yup. He was /born/ here. His skin sucked the genius right out of our soil.
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Norway:
You know, Delius spent some time here in Norway. Maybe that's-
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Germany:
Why all his music sounds like the gentle glimmer of snow that clings to edges of a brook in spring? Please. Your music has no /pain/!
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Norway:
...We're okay with that.
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France:
Psh, pain! You want pain! Come to France!
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Italy:
Oh yes, do go to France. Their music is so profound that it shall forever be remembered as cartoon backdrops, and the sort of operas that establishments put on during slow seasons to fill up the gallery.
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France:
We have /Debussy/!
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Norway:
Ooo, Debussy! We love Debussy!
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Germany:
Pah! Need I say more?
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England:
Poland, I'm amazed you're not joining this pissing contest.
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Poland:
[Looks up from newspaper] Hm? Oh. We've got Chopin. Whatever. Carry on with your little squabble.
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Germany:
This reminds me- I met this fabulous fella named Russia. I invited him to join our little tea party. Russia!
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Russia:
[Pokes head around doorframe] ...
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Germany:
Do come sit with us!
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France:
Oh my, yes, please do. Don't be intimidated.
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Italy:
Perhaps you can learn a thing or two from us.
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Poland:
Wow, seriously, you invited Russia? Thanks. Thanks a lot. [Storms out]
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France:
...[Whispers to England] What's his problem?
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England:
Awkward ex. Also, don't lean so close to me.
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Germany:
Russia, we were just discussing how /pain/ adds a certain non-replicable profundity to music. What do you think?
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Russia:
...[Pulls out violin]
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France:
Oh my, a performance! Splendid! I warn you, good fella, you can hardly follow my act, but we'll give you some pointers. [Has a sit]
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RUSSIA:
[ASSAULT OF PEERLESS MUSICAL GENIUS AND ANGST] [I SHALL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL WITH DARKNESS] [EVEN MY WALTZES SHALL MAKE YOU WEEP] [THE UNIVERSE IS COLD, EMPTY, AND EXISTENTIAL] [DIE, EMOTIONS, DIE!]
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France:
[Eyes bleed]
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Germany:
[Dead on the floor]
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England:
... [Tea slowly spills in lap]
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Italy:
[Crawling toward exit, fingernails scraping at the floor]
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Norway:
... [Hides behind Sweden]
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Sweden:
Sorry- What are we talking about?
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(If I wasn't so lazy, I would draw all this.)
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Poland also had Szymanowski! Smugness EARNED.
I’ve been thinking about starting a RP account but I don’t know who to RP as.
How would anyone feel about a Seychelles blog? owo
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
chickenn-nuggets:
bellizyfizz:
yougoosemoose:
csteezyyy:
someone slap this bitch for me
oh my god why
kiss my fat ass
The way she has no argument, says like every other word, and contradicts herself is quite hilarious.
hahahah no
This girl needs to calm down,
find a better argument,
and stop thinking that she herself is the divine model of whatever body type everyone is is.
Girl, you ain’t curvy.
* Que ghetto imitating head swirl.*
God why am I wasting so many words on this poor argument
british-laugh-maker:
rosie-white:
fuckyeah-nerdery:
Saw this picture on imgur and just had to post it here, because this is without a doubt, one of the most badass women alive. Meet Katrina Hodge, a corporal in the British Army and Miss England 2009. According to Wikipedia, she enlisted back in 2004 after her brother challenged her to and earned the nickname “Combat Barbie” after showing up at her assigned unit wearing false eyelashes, kitten heels (whatever those are) and carry a pink suitcase. In 2005 her unit, the Royal Anglian Regiment, was deployed to Iraq, where she saved the lives of her comrades from a prisoner by wrestling not one, but two rifles from him and then knocking his ass out with her bare hands.
With her bare hands.
Then in 2009, she decided to compete in the Miss England competition to destroy stereotypes about women in the military. She didn’t win (she placed runner-up), but still became Miss England after the woman who did got into a fight and gave up the crown. While Miss England, Hodge convinced the people running the competition to ditch the bikini contest, because she felt that it was more important to be a role model than looking good in a bikini.
In 2010, she handed over the crown and returned to military service, being deployed to Afghanistan.
This woman is both a BAMF and a HBIC. Damn.
Holy hell. Talk about breaking ALL THE STEREOTYPES.
I want to marry this woman..
(via artie-brit-tits)
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